Hans Orifice, born Jim Thomson, is a drummer renowned for his role in the band Gwar. Initially known as Hans Sphincter, he assumed his current name in 1987. After leaving Gwar for commitments with his band Alter Natives, he rejoined briefly in 1989 to co-write 'Sick of You.' He later founded the experimental group Plasmodium, joined CSC Funk Band, and launched Electric Cowbell Records, a label highlighted for its innovative releases. His contributions to music have been celebrated, notably during the vinyl revival.
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Meaning of the name - Hans
John, God is gracious
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Hans Orifice belongs to the Generation X group.
Place of Birth: Alexandria, Virginia
Occupation: musician
Employers: Gwar | Alter Natives | Plasmodium | CSC Funk Band | Electric Cowbell Records
Awards Received: Best Spearheaders of the Vinyl Revival
Astrology Analysis
Ephemeris for January 12, 1966
Note: Moon position is location and time sensitive.| Planet | Position (Tropical, Western) | Transits on January 12, 2025 | Secondary Progressions for January 12, 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sun | 22 Capricorn 3 | 22 Capricorn 45 | 21 Pisces 40 |
| Moon | 7 Libra 33 | 7 Cancer 18 | 6 Sagittarius 19 |
| Mercury | 7 Capricorn 19 | 6 Capricorn 11 | 5 Aries 43 |
| Venus | 12 Aquarius 49 | 9 Pisces 53 | 8 Aquarius 21 |
| Mars | 16 Aquarius 6 | 27 Cancer 34 | 2 Aries 27 |
| Jupiter | 22 Gemini 54 | 12 Gemini 8 | 22 Gemini 10 |
| Saturn | 13 Pisces 37 | 15 Pisces 26 | 20 Pisces 16 |
| Uranus | 19 Virgo 33 | 23 Taurus 25 | 17 Virgo 29 |
| Neptune | 21 Scorpio 43 | 27 Pisces 29 | 22 Scorpio 5 |
| Pluto | 18 Virgo 20 | 1 Aquarius 25 | 17 Virgo 3 |
| Rahu | 2 Gemini 1 | 0 Aries 52 | 28 Taurus 54 |
| Ketu | 2 Sagittarius 1 | 0 Libra 52 | 28 Scorpio 54 |
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Astrology Transits Analysis for Year 2025
Note: Multiple transits occurring in close proximity often signify a major event in a person's life.Hans Orifice's 2025 Transits to Natal Planets
- Saturn conjunction Saturn
Exact: 01 January, 2025 - Jupiter trine Venus
Exact: 01 January, 2025 - Mars aspects Mars
Exact: 20 February, 2025 - Jupiter trine Venus
Exact: 12 March, 2025 - Jupiter trine Mars
Exact: 01 April, 2025 - Jupiter conjunction Jupiter
Exact: 11 May, 2025 - Mars opposition Mars
Exact: 21 May, 2025 - Mars square Ketu
Exact: 20 June, 2025 - Mars opposition Saturn
Exact: 10 July, 2025 - Jupiter opposition Mercury
Exact: 10 July, 2025 - Saturn sextile Rahu
Exact: 10 July, 2025 - Jupiter trine Saturn
Exact: 09 August, 2025 - Mars conjunction Moon
Exact: 19 August, 2025 - Mars square Mercury
Exact: 19 August, 2025 - Jupiter opposition Sun
Exact: 28 September, 2025 - Mars conjunction Ketu
Exact: 07 November, 2025 - Mars opposition Rahu
Exact: 07 November, 2025 - Rahu conjunction Saturn
Exact: 27 November, 2025
